More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"