More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."