More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."