Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

"Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables."

"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?"

"Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?"