#calvin-and-hobbes

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

"Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet"

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."