More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."