More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."
"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."