More quotes by Beryl Dov

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."
"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"