Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for... - Beryl Dov

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."