More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
"If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship."