Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, A... - Terry Pratchett
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
More quotes by Terry Pratchett
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."
"IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut it down and cut it into shape. Third draft: comb its nose and blow its hair. I usually find that most of the book will have handed itself to me on that first draft."