Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, A... - Terry Pratchett
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
More quotes by Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."
"IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE."
"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."