This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming... - Terry Pratchett
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat."
"If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship."
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."