This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming... - Terry Pratchett
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."
"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."
"I read anything that’s going to be interesting. But you don’t know what it is until you’ve read it. Somewhere in a book on the history of false teeth there’ll be the making of a novel."
"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat."
"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."