"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."