"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."
"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."