"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."