"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."
"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."