More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."