More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."
"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."