More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."
"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."