"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."