"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."
"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."