She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."