Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."