Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."