I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"I’m giving a free concert tonight. Seating is limited, so bring your own toilet. While there is no admission price, if you bring 100 dollars, it’s like a roll of toilet paper."