I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"