More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."