More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."
"Nobody looks at what can’t look. We don’t see what doesn’t see. If love is blind, then so are we, because it’s all around us."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party."
"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."