More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I sip my coffee like I fall in love—alone in a field of flowers, writing poetry for the mailman, who delivers love letters, but never gets any."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."