Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."