She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct wate... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."