More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."