More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"To fast track your business and become the Roger Bannister of personal branding, be a connector, accumulator, accelerator and facilitator of relationships."