More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I wear a glove to honor all the men who have given me a hand. And to think, out of all those men, they only had one hand. No wonder I never get any high-fives."
"I remember her words about remembering my words, and that’s when it hit me: the quickest way to scalpel open a heart is with a declaration of love."