More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."