"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."
"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."