More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Crying relieves pressure on soul."
"Today wouldn't have happened if histories weren't falsified."
"It's the mind that sees, not eyes."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars."
"Diversion weakens thy mind."