More quotes by Lily Tomlin

"The road to success is always under construction."
"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."
"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."