More quotes by Lily Tomlin

"The road to success is always under construction."
"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."
"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."
"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."