More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."
"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."