More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."