More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"