More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."