"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."