More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."