More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."