More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."