More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
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"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."