Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a... - Charles M. Schulz
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."