More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"
"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."