More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"