The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."

"Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of."

"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."