The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

"Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."

"Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of."

"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."