Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to b... - Ambrose Bierce

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."

"Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows."