More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."