More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."