I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."