I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."

"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."