I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no puzzle. Through twists and spins, life can only get more colorful."
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"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
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"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."