The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone el... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m standing in front of at the time. I hope on that day I see how much you love me."
"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all at one sitting."