More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"I need to take loving to the extreme, as if it were a sport requiring a helmet and parachute. I wonder if @redbull would sponsor me."