More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."