"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."